The only way I'm taking a sickle suckle of your peter piper pickle is if it's PURE chocolate!

Sexual Chocolate: Testing The Clone-A-Willy Kit

http://jezebel.com/362047/sexual-chocolate-testing-the-clone+a+willy-kit


Looking at the finished results of this kit just reminded me that boners are sooooo weird and gross.  They do great things (30% of the time lol) but I don't want to look at them.