He was angry that I couldn't have lunch with him at work.
Later on that day...he cried.
Valerie says she has a test
But surely this must be in jest
I ask her to go eat
Then she throws it at my feet
Saying I often cancel, don't show
But little does Valerie know
That I'm on to her scheme
I know that she is mean
She says I am no friend
But often do I bend
Backwards and forwards
I am always leaning towards
Her every waking need
Never claiming my good deed
But now it is all over now
To her face I will go pow
A punch to the cheek
A smack to the beek
Downwards she goes
And now she knows
Not to mess with the man
Because he always has a plan
He cannot be stopped
So Valerie gets clocked
