Before Rainbow was Rainbow.

hahahahaha! Here's another one I wrote last summer!  GAWD I was a negative person!

Today was a great day.  I drooled all over myself in public. That's always pleasant.  Also, I forgot to button one of my buttons on my shirt.  I bet that looked hot.  I had to make a home made pad out of a washcloth and a plastic bag.  My skirt was real tight so I'm sure it looked like I had a major case of hemorrhoids.
So, here I am.  I'm the only female.  I'm the only one under age 65.  I'm the only one under 200 lbs.  I'm also the only one that has no idea what the fuck is going on.  I'm lucky Marshal is here otherwise I'd be drowning in my own ignorance.
I have a vagina.  Therefore, I'm automatically the note taker.  Everyone is asking me questions.  Luckily, I have immaculate bullshitting skills.
Smoking here is impossible so I've traded tobacco for doughnuts.
It has rained everyday.  I tripped on a crack in the sidewalk and fell in a puddle.  I don't claim to be graceful.
We only have a half day tomorrow and then I come home Friday.  I miss home.