Oh Miss Peach

I'd like a robot baby but I'll wait until they're cuter.

Link: Japanese university can’t stop building robotic babies

I *heart* McCasserole

Crapture

Just my style

It's official. Cat lady. Internet told me so. Must be true.

SO....as I sit here analyzing the pieces of another failed relationship, I wonder at times if I'm just meant to be alone. I'm in the stage now where I'm starting to have hope again for the future in this department....or at least I WAS at that stage.

I think we can all agree that the internet is the key to all, right?  So, I decide to ask the internets if I will be alone for forever.  This bitch tells me.......

Super....I'm looking forward to it.

I'd like to see the colon of a man who eats chocolate covered bacon.

How to make chocolate bacon

Ten Inconvenient Truths About Love - LEIGH PRETNAR COUSINS, MS

Today I am the Al Gore of romance, compiling a list of ten things which strike me as true, though not pretty, about Love.
Is facing them refreshing? Healthy? One of those Hey, look at that elephant in the room! sort of things?
That’s what I’m going for here.
And let’s see if you agree with me, and whether you’ve got some you’d like to add.

1. Sometimes, when we love someone, we do them more harm than good.
2. Sometimes, we love more than one person.
3. It can be really hard to end a relationship, and therefore we often do it in messy, confusing, painful ways.
4. Sometimes it’s impossible to let go of an old love until you’ve got a new one in its place.
5. We lie because we want something very badly, that we are convinced we can’t have honestly.
6. Being evasive, omitting important details, creating distractions, and all those other forms of “spin,” count as lying.
7. We lie about why we lie. It’s not to protect the other person’s feelings or because “they couldn’t handle the truth.” The real reason is #5, above.
8. We all lie.
9. Your lover doesn’t always act in your best interest. Nor do you always act in theirs.
10. “I love you” may mean a great deal to the person having that feeling, but it often doesn’t gets translated into action that connects in a meaningful way to the loved one’s life. The loved one may not even notice, let alone appreciate, the fact of being loved.

My hope is that we read these and accept that, yeah, this is what people do.
And in doing so we accept and forgive the people we love…and ourselves.

10 Things to Do with Mac 'n' Cheese Before You Die

Mac 'n' Cheese Meatloaf

Mac 'n' Cheese Pizza

Mac 'n' Cheese Burrito

Mac 'n' Cheese Omelet

Bacon Mac 'n' Cheese Pie

Fried Mac 'n' Cheese

Mac 'n' Cheese Hot Dogs

Mac 'n' Cheese Grilled Cheese

Mac 'n' Cheese Burgers

Mac 'n' Cheese Sushi

Take a step back.

Look at yourself. You are human. You are beautiful. 

You can do anything. And you can be anything. You can be everything.

Don't hate everyone because someone broke your heart, or because your parents split up, or your best friend betrayed you, or because someone called you fat, ugly, stupid, worthless.

 Don't concern yourself with things you can't control. Cry when you need to, then let it go when it's time.

Don't hang onto painful memories just because you are afraid to forget.

Let go of things that are in the past.

Forget things that aren't worth remembering. Stop taking things for granted. Stop taking life for granted.

Live for something. Live for yourself. 

Fall in love. Fall out of love. Fall in love. Fall out of love. Do this over and over until you know what it is to really love someone.

Question things. Tell people how you really feel. Sleep under the stars.

Create. Imagine. Inspire.

Share something wonderful. Meet new people. Make someone's day. Follow your dreams. Live your life to it's full potential. Just live, dammit. Let go of all the horrible things in your life and fucking live. And one day, when you're old...